Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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