U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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