I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
