found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no, he came in my armpit
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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