She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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