are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You can't just leave with hair like that
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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