yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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