Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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