I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
did you just send me my own nude
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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