He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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