Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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