it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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