The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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