Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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