brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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