5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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