somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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