Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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