Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
What a dumb baby whore.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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