they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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