Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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