Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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