i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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