She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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