I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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