yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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