therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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