doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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