super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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