I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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