I've blown a few things in my day
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Randomize
