do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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