i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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