With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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