kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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