good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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