They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This is the high leading the old right now
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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