Got a toothbrush?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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