I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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