No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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