I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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