Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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