Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
