Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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