census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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