Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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