Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Randomize
