from now on my penis is your penis
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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