you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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