This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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