mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
wow bdsm is so cute
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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