sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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